April 6-Shel

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John was so shocked, that all he could do was stare with his open gazed mouth and say, "Woa"

Well, John felt relieved about the little twerp in more ways than one. He was glad he got the chocolate back, but he didn't feel the need to go after the twerp anymore, because the kid was screaming excitedly, "Whooo hoo," the whole time he was riding the dragon.

He was so happy, that he had his chocolate. He laughed a little to himself, and continued his journey to help his wife.

John started to run, he ran through a field of flowers, went flying through the concrete jungle, went soaring to new heights, and even went over a boiling lake of lava, all for his beautiful wife.

Then John saw his wife, laying on the ground, as pale as white chocolate. He knew what he had to do.

April 6-Mir

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2010/apr/06/how-to-train-your-dragon

But just as he was about to reach and grab the little twerp when he heard a big whoooshing noise from above. He looked up and saw a huge dragon with two travelers upon his back. The dragon swooped down and grabbed the little twerp, and the chocolate fell out of his grasp onto the ground.



John snatched up the chocolate and watched the little twerp fly and the dragon fly away into the distance.

Now that he had the chocolate, he could focus back on saving the little girl and his wife!

April 5-Shel

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Then John saw him, there he was that little twerp. He had been waiting for John all this time. Just looking cute and innocent, with his hands behind his back hiding the chocolate behind his back.


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But John still couldn't help but think about the little girl that was carried away. He felt bad for her. He decided that he was going to go after her on a journey once he had gotten the chocolate and gave it to his wife.


Now John had to figure out how to get the chocolate from the little twerp.

April 5--Mir

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So John pulled up his courage and faced the monkeys with a cold hard stare. In return, they gazed back, unblinking, with their, still stone gaze.



They stared and they stared for hours, and the hours slowly creeped into days. They stared for ten whole days, each side unrelenting. On the tenth day, the monkeys began to twitch slightly, and shift their positions on their posts, but John remained steadfast and maintained his stare upon them.



Finally, the monkeys could not take it any more and realized they had been defeated in the staring contest. All of their pent-up energy exploded, and they lept out of their seats and went flying into the tops of the trees.



Now John could grab the little twerp with the chocolate,and even though he knew the monkeys had diverted him with the little girl, he could still see the blue bird flying in the distance, carrying the girl hundreds of feet above the ground...

April 4--Shel

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So then John, realized what he was really doing.


The monkeys had such a strong gaze that they hypnotized him and brain washed him into forgetting his real mission. He was too distracted by the little girl and her chocolate that he forgot about the little batman boy who stole his chocolate.


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They were really all conspirators against him.

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So now it was back to figuring out how to get past the monkey's and their gaze. He came up with an idea. So he thought, maybe these monkey's just really want a staring contest, and if he wins, maybe they would let him get to the boy and the chocolate. Ok, so the game was on!

April 4-Mir

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He was shocked to see such a little girl surrounded by these monkeys, and he was still really worried about his wife, and didn't know how much time he had left! The all of a sudden a big blue bird with a strong beak swooped down out of the trees, snatched the little girl and his chocolate!



The monkeys looked up, shocked to see this bird appear out of no where and snatch the little girl and the chocolate.




John didn't know what to do, not only was he still worried about his wife, but he was very concerned for this little girl! Who was she? Who was the blue bird? Why was he taking her, and where in the world were they headed...

As he continued to stand there, flabbergasted, the monkeys continued to strengthen their gaze upon him...

April 3-Shel

Then behind two of the biggest monkeys, John saw that they were really hiding a precious little something. A little girl was sitting behind the two monkeys eating chocolate and sharing some of the pieces with them.

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It turns out that the monkeys really liked chocolate too. It turns out, that kids coming by these monkeys liked to feed the monkeys chocolate.

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The monkey's were chocolate freaks, it was like a drug to them.

So John didn't know what to do. Not only did he have to find this kid, but he had to figure out why this little girl was with the monkeys. He had to get his chocolate back. He hoped the monkeys didn't eat it. He had to find something else to give the monkeys in exchange for the chocolate, and lure batman boy out of his cave.


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