April 3-Mir

He didn't know what to do, but he knew that he absolutely had to get that chocolate.
He rushed past the crowd of people in the city square, keeping his eye focused on the fast-moving creature. He ran down the sidewalks, past all of the buildings, and eventually came into the forest surrounding the city, where he came upon 4 fuzzy monkeys.



http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2010/apr/01/week-in-wildlife?picture=361062379






The little twerp clutched the chocolate tightly to his little twerp chest as he sat crouched in between the cracks in the rocks where the monkeys perched.






The monkeys sat tranquil, calm for a while, but when they noticed John in their space, they began to gaze at him where their intense, penetrating eyes



John thought he could just ignore them, and reach in between the rocks to grab the little twerp, get the chocolate for his wife, and high-tail it out of the woods...

But there was something about the monkey's stare that told him otherwise...

April 2nd, Shelley - Part 2

http://www.guardian.co.uk/

So he remembered that they always gave out free stuff during campaigns, so he knew he needed to go to the big campaign today on the city square.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2010/apr/01/cheap-chocolate-favourite-bar

Today, was John's lucky day, because John saw that they were practically giving away a whole freakin' stand of chocolate!

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John laughed to himself, knowing how much a pregnant lady could eat and crave chocolate. But he was imaging if his wife saw this, that she would want to eat the whole thing and be a cow.

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So instead of buying the whole thing, he decided he better only buy one bar, and just not tell her about the rest. So he bought a Hershey's bar, because Hershey's is the best!

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So John was getting ready to take the candy bar to revive his wife, when this cute, rotten little twerp just ran flying like batman out of nowhere and stole the candy bar from him. He didn't know what to do...

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April 2--Mir-Part 3

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/oct/16/chocolate-recipes-chocolate





He knew that he and his wife reeeeeeeally needed some chocolate. Today, his wife and baby had become extremely ill, and he knew that they had to act fast.





He had remembered hearing an old wise man once say that that any suffering person who ate of the special chocolate would be healed.



With the special chocolate, his wife and baby could live healthy lives.



He knew what he had to do. The problem now was where and how to find the chocolate and fast.

April 1st Shelley Part 2

http://dating.guardian.co.uk/s/d/639424/?INTCMP=sm_promo_culture

his wife smiling at him, holding her tummy, pregnant with their child.





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But, then, she lurched, and fell down, passing out.





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The people became confused looking around to try and find out what had happened and crowded around her trying to see what happened to her.





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He knew something was wrong, his legs could no longer hold him up and they gave way. For once in his life he felt helpess and

http://dating.guardian.co.uk/s/d/639424/?INTCMP=sm_promo_culture

April 1: Mir-Part 1

This is Mir

This is my image of the day...
I chose it because it is very emotionally charged, he looks verry upset..





Image source:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/apr/01/albert-riera-spartak-moscow-transfer


Story:
He just couldn't believe his eyes. This just couldn't be happening.


(here i google searched Albert-Riera for more images...)




Before he had been confident, determined, invincible.











No weight of despair rested upon his shoulders, he was so confident he could even fly...









Before this day, he was a strong and happy man.











But today, something changed drastically, his whole world turned upside down when he saw.....(Shelley continue here)